No sex please, we’re British… ?  Not any more, soldier.  With Kameleon condoms you get bi- and tri-colour love gloves in an assortment of shades that represent every flag in the world.  Our flagship Kameleon is the red white and blue condom (naturally), available right here at www.condomcare.co.uk.  The red white and blue Kameleon condom stands out from the crowd for as many hours as you can stand to attention (remember to change after each reveille, please), so get ready for some patriotic bedroom fun!  The Kameleon condom is smooth shafted with a spermicidally lubricated teat:  used properly (like we said, change after use and never place the penis near any bodily orifice without a fresh condom already donned), it offers the same barrier and STD protection as other (boring) prophylactics, but in glorious technicolour.  Get onto www.condomcare.co.uk and you’ll be waving your flag around in no time!